Peepee Poopoo the 0th

Bruhmentius Pigius, also known as Peepee Poopoo the 0th, is the final boss of life and pretty much everything you could imagine. He is the general in chief of the Republic of Strovaloske and known for his mastery in strategy.

Early Life
Bruhmentius Pigius was born in the local Petal Meadows farm, owned by Ernie Keebler, mayor of Petal Meadows. He has one brother, Muskcat, who fled the farm on his own in 1935.

His father died in 1942 while fighting in the 2nd Great Bowser war against Vietkoops in Boggly Woods. This left Pigius and his mother in pain and shock which made peepee poopoo the 0th grow so much he could escape his farm. His mother also left the farm while on her son's back, and continued living a peaceful life as a Glitzville hotdog seller. Pigius was then researched by the whole town of Petal Meadows, including that bastard Ernie Keebler. But he managed to escape to Rogueport where he started helping the local governor Sir. Töster Kjetchjup slowing down the Bowser invasion. He was later given the Honor medal for his help in the battle of Boggly Woods.

A new General
in 1950, during the Fahr war, opposing North Fahrland to South Fahrland, he was designated General to lead the Southern democratic Fahr army to victory after the Northern communist Fahr invasion. Northern Fahrland president, Kim Boomboom, even stated that "That mofo's good for real tho".

He avoided assassination attempts many times during the war, notably one that supposedly was planned by Ernie Keebler because he knew that Pigius be helping Muskcat kill him by M u s h r o o m

The war ended up uniting both Fahrs into one Fahrland, ruled by the democratic south. Peepee Poopoo the 0th assumed the title of Minister of war from 1954 to 1958, being the first Minister of Defence of the United Republic of Fahrland.

Later life
Bruhmentius Muskcat, brother of Pigius, was thought to be lost and possibly dead from 1936 to 1955. However, Muskcat decided to show up to Pigius in his office in Fahrland, on the 7th of June 1955, which is now the Fahrland's National day in Strovaloske. Pigius stated in an interview with the Glitzville's Post that "It was the best day of my life, I could not believe what I was seeing, I was so happy".

He continued helping the Republic of Strovaloske in the following wars and has assumed his post as Minister of Defence since 1976.

He currently works on decreasing the number of wars in the world and has received the Bizvek prize of peace in 2003.