Sir Bruh Bruhhhh

Sir Bruh Bruhhhh was the founder of Strovaloske and its first emperor. He was born in 666 in what is today the Republic's capital and was assassinated in 721 at the Sosag Convention.

Early life
My dude's be going out in the streets pillaging stuff and murdering people for the glory of Strovaloske when he be 20 year old

He was building homes in his survival minecraft world when he told himself yoo i do that in real life and so he also killed local innocent villages and was convicted for 18 counts of voluntary manslaughter but just like your dad somehow disappeared when he told the juges "Brb gotta get some milk". His status in court is now "Offline since like 1400 years"

People started getting scared of Bruh Bruhhhh so they moved in Rogueport and the city quickly grew to be the most important of the region and Bruh decided to create his own country and name himself emperor.

Local resident Töster Kjetchjup was like "Uh oh, stinky poopy" and told him what he did was not very nice but he told him to go fuck off so he began preparing an assassination attempt.

The local indigenous Sosag people were not very happy about the rise of Bruh Bruhhhh so they protested but weirdly all were found suicided the Epstein's way except for Toaster cause they were on holiday break.

After this event today known as the Sosag Massacre, a new yearly convention, the Sosag Convention, was established to show what this people did in the past. The emperor was pissed at them for disliking his beethoven 7th symphony remix with only farts so he decided to only show the negative side.

Toaster was like "This is my time to shine" so he got his revenge in the 721 Sosag Convention when he stabbed 69 times Bruh Bruhhhh in the back. Democracy was then installed in the country and that's it bye bye